You really can’t make this stuff up.

Tim Walz — the governor who watched a billion dollars in welfare fraud happen under his nose and did exactly nothing — just stood in front of a Seattle fundraiser and promised to import more Somali migrants to Minnesota.

And the crowd gave him a standing ovation.

That’s not a typo. They applauded. On their feet. Cheering for more of what just cost their taxpayers a billion dollars.

This is the modern Democratic Party. This is the brain rot. This is what happens when ideology completely overrides basic pattern recognition.

A Billion Dollars in Fraud, and Walz Thinks the Problem Is “Demonization”

Let’s recap what’s actually happening in Minnesota.

The Somali community has been caught running the largest welfare fraud operation in American history. Fake autism diagnoses. Phantom food programs. Billions — with a B — stolen from taxpayers and wired overseas. Seventy people charged. Fifty-nine convicted. A juror allegedly bribed with $120,000 in cash.

And Tim Walz’s response? He told a room full of Democrats that Somalis are being “demonized.”

“Instead of demonizing our Somali community, we’re going to do more to welcome more in,” Walz said.

More. He wants more.

This is like watching someone’s house burn down because of faulty wiring, and their response is to install more of the same wiring in the garage. Except the house is Minnesota, and the garage is also Minnesota, and the wiring costs a billion dollars.

The Numbers Don’t Lie — But Walz Sure Does

The local media tried to run cover for this disaster. Minnesota’s ABC affiliate actually published a piece bragging that Somalis “drive economic growth” and pay $67 million in taxes annually.

Sounds impressive until you do basic math.

That works out to about $630 per person per year in taxes. The average Minnesotan pays over $8,000. And that’s before you factor in that 81 percent of Somali households with children are on welfare.

They’re not driving economic growth. They’re driving economic extraction. The system is hemorrhaging money, and Walz is bragging about how welcoming he is.

Walz Got Caught Lying — And Just Kept Talking

Here’s where it gets even more insulting.

Last week, Walz claimed he’s “putting people in jail” for the fraud. A reporter pointed out this was — to use the polite term — “erroneous.”

Neither Walz nor any Minnesota state agency has investigated or prosecuted a single case of Somali welfare fraud. Not one. Every prosecution has come from the federal government. The feds are cleaning up a mess that Walz refuses to even acknowledge exists.

When confronted with this fact, Walz didn’t apologize. Didn’t correct himself. He just blasted the reporter and moved on.

Because that’s what you do when you’re Tim Walz. You lie, get caught, and then accuse everyone else of being mean.

The Standing Ovation That Tells You Everything About Democrats

Picture this scene in Seattle.

A governor whose state just got exposed for the largest welfare fraud in American history takes the stage. He’s done nothing to stop it. Nothing to investigate it. Nothing to hold anyone accountable.

And he announces he’s going to bring in more of the people at the center of the scandal.

The room erupts in applause. Standing ovation. Democrats cheering like he just announced free healthcare for puppies.

This is the party that lectures you about fiscal responsibility. About “paying your fair share.” About how Republicans don’t care about government waste.

A billion dollars stolen. Standing ovation.

Walz Also Took a Shot at Trump — Because Of Course He Did

Two minutes into his speech, Walz couldn’t resist:

“There’s just some people that really rub Donald Trump the wrong way and I’m guessing it’s people who are smart.”

He actually congratulated himself on being intelligent. The man who let a billion-dollar fraud operation run wild in his state. The man who lied about prosecuting it. The man whose only solution is to double down on the policies that created the problem.

That guy thinks he’s the smart one in the room.

Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is promising to blow the whole scandal wide open, and Walz is out here doing fundraisers and patting himself on the back.

Minnesota Deserves Better — But It Keeps Voting for This

Here’s the uncomfortable truth: Walz isn’t some rogue actor. He’s exactly what Minnesota Democrats want.

They want the virtue signaling. They want the “welcoming” rhetoric. They want to feel good about themselves at fundraisers in Seattle while their own state gets looted.

The fraud didn’t happen in secret. The warning signs were everywhere. Whistleblowers came forward. And the state government — run entirely by Democrats — looked the other way because acknowledging the problem would’ve been politically inconvenient.

Now a billion dollars is gone, most of it unrecoverable, and the governor’s big plan is to bring in more people and hope nobody notices.

This isn’t governance. This is a grift wearing a fleece vest.

The Antidote to Fraud Is Apparently More Fraud

Walz actually said this: “The antidote to that is positive actions to improve lives.”

The antidote to a billion dollars in stolen welfare money is… more welfare. More migrants. More of the exact same policies that created the disaster.

That’s not an antidote. That’s a suicide pact with your state’s budget.

But hey, he got his standing ovation. And in the end, that’s what matters to Tim Walz. Not the taxpayers. Not the victims of the fraud. Not the honest immigrants who get tarred by association with criminals.

Just the applause. Just the vibes. Just the next fundraiser.

Minnesota, you’re being robbed blind by your own governor — and he’s out here taking victory laps.